February 2012
wearethewounded asked: 1. You need to change your banner. You're 25, you old man. 2. WTF are those Cadbury Twirl things, they look amazing and I want them.
I’m staying in bed today, since Feb 29th is just another day for women to throw themselves at me, but now they get to propose. Not cool.
Watchcointel-pro:
hotbabysitter:
Well… happy birthday Megan.
I just showed this to my mom and now she thinks i’m evil for laughing so hard.
RIP Megan
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dianetriesharder replied to your video: All Americans should listen to my president talk…
i don’t know any of the backstory on the anti-semitism accusations or that half of the argument, but i’m loving his awesome accent in conjunction with left-wing support/encouragement of american socialism
I think I found the full debate. Not sure if it works outside Ireland...
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underlandnotwonderland replied to your photo: WHAT IS THIS???
between that and the shrunken tag tracker its an irritating update that doesn’t serve any real purpose
I DIDN’T NOTICE THE TAG TRACKER CHANGE.
I really don’t like change.
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Chronological order it is.
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Hey nerds,
Is Star Wars best watched in numerical order (1-6), or chronological order (4-6, then 1-3)?
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ilessthanthreetea asked: Happy anniversary of your escape from the womb day! Old man xx
They come. They fight. They destroy. They corrupt. It always ends the same.
I have 4 episodes of Lost left, a tub of honeycomb ice cream, and two bags of jelly babies. I can think of no finer way to spend my last hour as a 24 year old.
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unicorns-exist asked: Hello sir, what do you like?
I’m on a train for the next 2 hours. Kik me something funny/interesting: carlcon
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5:18am
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Anonymous asked: Atheists are just as bad as religious people when it comes to pushing beliefs.
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I’m going to beat every single one of you to within an inch of your lives if I don’t get some ice cream in the next 15 minutes.
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16 days into the marathon, I’ve finally reached the final season of Lost. That’s 103 episodes watched… for an average or 6.4 episodes per day. Not bad.
The whole point of the re-watch was pretty much to see if I could get through season 6 without hating how it ended, so…
…here we go.
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Lots of talk today about JK Rowling signing a new book deal. If I was her, my next book would contain only 5 words; “Give me more fucking money”. It would be a best-seller in a day.
Although in all seriousness, I’m expecting it to be shite, but still sell millions thanks to the Potheads.
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Féileacán is my new favourite Irish word. I love saying it. Féileacán féileacán féileacán.
Anonymous asked: What rules do YOU have for relationships?
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I hate how “make me a sandwich” has become a sexist thing. I REALLY want a fucking sandwich. And I REALLY don’t want to get up and make it myself. If a woman outside my window hears my cries, then so be it… I’ll take that 50/50 chance of being sexist.
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I'm 7 days away from being quarter of a century...
… and that’s kind of terrifying. That’s about one-third of my life over if I live a long life. To mark it, I’m going to do something bat-shit crazy… like start a fist-fight with a tree, wrestle a bear, or buy a Mac.
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