Just Carl

Anonymous asked: Just because Rick Perry isn't ashamed of his religion, it doesn't mean he's a bad person.

Hi, my name is Rick Perry, and I’m not ashamed to admit that I would make policy decisions based on my interpretation of the will of my imaginary friend.

But you don’t have to spend every Sunday blind to the fallacy of a god who hates all of the same people you do to know there’s something wrong in this country, when gays can openly undermine my attempt to bury my self-hatred towards my own sexuality, and yet these imaginary rules that my handlers made up are affecting children in an alternate reality that I would like you to believe in.

As president, I’ll end this pretend war on the manifestation of our fears at a changing world, and fight the liberal first amendment and establishment clause. In the hands of the right manipulative asshole, faith can be a false dichotomy to distract constituents from how hard they’re being fucked, and it can drive us apart again!

I’m Rick Perry, and I’d like to see America go out with a bang.

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Accurate translation of the ad in question.

There’s “not being ashamed” and then there’s “using to deny human rights and dignity”. If you don’t see the difference, go pray for my soul, or something.