Just Carl

Carl [kahrl] -noun
1. A strong, robust fellow, especially a strong manual laborer. 2. A miser; an extremely thrifty person. 3. A 25 year old Irish guy with too much to say and not enough people to listen.

ilessthanthreetea replied to your post: You know when somoene reblogs something you said,…

Gonna reblog it as Carl totes hearts disney and the best role models for girls are disney princesses

ilessthanthreetea replied to your post: Best and worst superheroes?

Worst is aquaman.

I know little of him, so let’s see what Wikipedia has to say…

Abilities

  • Amphibious aquatic adaptation
  • Telepathy
  • Psionic domination of marine life
  • Healing factor
  • Enhanced senses (including darkvision, infravision, and electro-magnetic)
  • Superhuman strength, agility, dexterity, speed, and durability (even under the crushing depths of the oceans) — his agility and endurance in particular are “off the scale”
  • Superhuman resistance to extreme cold
  • Superior tools, weapons, crafts, and technology bestowed by the advanced races of Atlantis
  • Submariner camouflage
  • Create and hurl bolts of “hard water”
  • Left hand (as bestowed by the Lady of the Lake) is made of water and possesses mystical properties

That’s pretty damn cool, if you ask me. Beats Captain America’s “I have a shield and a false sense of patriotic superiority” anyway.

ilessthanthreetea replied to your post: Some fruit should be sold with surgical gloves to…

Cut in half, use a spoon. Life complete

Stop spreading kiwi myths! As soon as the spoon plunges into the kiwi, it leaks everywhere! “Everywhere” being the place where it is being held; my hand!

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ilessthanthreetea replied to your post: Cowboys & Aliens might just be the most…

I was toying with the idea of getting off of the internets.

I’d advise it if the alternative is watching C & A.

Unless it’s Oliva’s shoulders you’re after? I’ll save you 2 hours.

ilessthanthreetea replied to your photoset: Might as well be bald. As with every time I lose…

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!

(HA!)

ilessthanthreetea replied to your link: Eric Cantona seeking nomination to run for President of France

Apparently he is not, he is wanting to bring up the issue of the housing problems within France. Shame, I would vote for him.

Yeah I figured it was probably too good to be true. He’s the one person I idolised as a child, and the only sports star I consider a hero. He needs to be president of a country!

houseblew replied to your post: I need art.

heh. Not trying to plug my business, especially as you are on the other side of the world, but that is what we do, art as specified by the client. I bet there is a similar business in Ireland who could do something for you!
Why don’t you commission somewhere to do paintings for your house?

Thanks for the advice, but I’m really not into that sort of thing, to be honest. I would just as likely frame a cool looking hand-painting done by a 7 year old as I would a beautiful landscape by someone who has studied art for 30 years. So for that reason, I’d actually be turning to people like these chumps below who offer such lovely things!

colieeliz replied to your postI need art.

I’ll paint something, & send it to you. I can’t promise it will be any good, but It will be ORIGINAL!

ilessthanthreetea replied to your postI need art.

I could make you some gnarly stuff in ms paint

Personally, I’d prefer someone who isn’t actually an artist, but does enjoy trying to be one, to do something, then I’d pay for materials and shipping. I’ve already swindled a friend in New Zealand into doing it… which is more my cup of tea than having something commissioned by a pro.