Just Carl

Carl [kahrl] -noun
1. A strong, robust fellow, especially a strong manual laborer. 2. A miser; an extremely thrifty person. 3. A 25 year old Irish guy with too much to say and not enough people to listen.

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Spring Clean

I’ve always considered my desktop to be a stroke of genius, but it kept getting cluttered and disorganised, leading to more trouble that it’s worth… especially since I never use more than 3 or 4 programs at a time.

So I went from this awesome, but hard to keep tidy desktop;

To this, simple, white, clean reminder of who I really am…

Now to sort the rest of my life!

Remember Folks: Respect the history and progress of pancakes today, and eat lots of women!

“Stupid sexy Spiderman”

“Stupid sexy Spiderman”

I hate those stupid things, so I shall make more of these responses…

I hate those stupid things, so I shall make more of these responses…

Imagine this was real life and you literally had 1000’s of people follow you and comment on your every action…

How creepy would that be?

I’m sick of having religion crammed down my throat… it’s always the answer!
Hehe.

I’m sick of having religion crammed down my throat… it’s always the answer!

Hehe.

Hi and welcome to our bathroom. I’ll be watching you as you void your bowels. Good luck!
Bathroom attendant
Stop acting like the world evolves around you!
Me, shouting at the sun.

I had to…

(Source: carlconnor)